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Odd laws by topic

The same few themes keep turning up: animals, old technology, trades nobody practices anymore, and rules about fun.

Animals

Dyed chicks, carrier pigeons, painted horses, wrestling bears and the rules people wrote about them. 12 laws.

Food and drink

What can be served, sold or called by name. 2 laws.

Party lines and telegraphs

Rules written for telephones and telegraphs most of us have never used. 4 laws.

Odd jobs and trades

Fortune tellers, crosstie dealers, shoe sellers and other trades with their own rules. 8 laws.

Home, yard and graveyard

Clotheslines, spite fences, gravestones and the things on your own property. 3 laws.

Pranks and games

Exploding cigarettes, beach bingo, pool tables and dice at the bar. 4 laws.

Public life

Duels, oaths, spitting, theater doors and bridge-jumping stunts. 6 laws.

On the road and rails

Earphones, dogs on fenders, hitched horses, roadkill and freight cars. 7 laws.

Farm, field and water

Gates, stock tanks, ice holes, purple paint, sea oats and parish water. 6 laws.

Official state things

A state muffin, an official groundhog, a duck decoy and the national bird. 5 laws.

Every quote on this site was matched against its official page on October 14, 2026. Text match only; current legal status and enforcement not verified.